From:
The People, By the People
The People, By the People
18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
(Author unknown)
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more
affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for f
inancial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere that it has been tried is because the
right people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally
protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
GOD BLESS AMERICA! Oops, can't do that either!
P.S. You also have to think that the US and UK in particular, and Western Civilization in general are the causes of
turmoil in the world and that Islamic Jihadism doesn’t exist.
Taken from www.yamhillrepublicans.blogspot.com/ UNKNOWN AUTHOR
(Author unknown)
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more
affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-
those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10. You have to believe that self-
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for f
inancial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere that it has been tried is because the
right people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally
protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-
GOD BLESS AMERICA! Oops, can't do that either!
P.S. You also have to think that the US and UK in particular, and Western Civilization in general are the causes of
turmoil in the world and that Islamic Jihadism doesn’t exist.
Taken from www.yamhillrepublicans.blogspot.com/ UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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